Wha duz Buttcoin du tah halving ting? Well, pictor this: you got this humungus pizza, right? Butt evry tahm yu dish it out, yu end up with fewer slaces. That's tah Buttcoin deal – miners snags fewer of du coins as da time goes on. Stuff iz like swapping Pokermon cords, butt with each trade, yure left wit one less cord to flex. Buttcoin's on a misson to be the rare most shiny Pokermon in town, getting scarcer over time. It like finding da treasure map to du ultimate loot! Meanwhiles, regulor money's acting like da bunny on Red Bull, multiplying like crazy with no pauz button. So, while Buttcoin iz the kool kid on the block, regulor money's just... well, regulor.
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